Creation and evolution

I've been doing some research concerning creation and evolution. According to commonly accepted scientific methods, both of them are still theories. I was going to present both sides and give people an opportunity to check out what I found.

I have decided, after some discussion, that I couldn't present both sides equally because I am fervently a believer in God's Creation and that the theory of evolution is hogwash. Now that I have that covered, how about some entertainment.

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's The Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?

"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.

      

      The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."

      

      God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this?

      

      Let's say we have a man-making contest." To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"

      

      But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."

      

      The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

      

      God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"

Much Love, Dennis