Tuesday, March 3, 2015
An elderly couple was attending church services .
About halfway through, she leaned over and whispered to her husband, 'I just let out a long silent fart. What do you think I should do?'
He replied, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
My church attendance this winter has been sporadic. I have several reasons, (excuses) for my absence. Most of them legitimate. Weather, flu and other airborne viruses are at the top of the list. Some days I know that it's very hard for Cheri to get both of us suitable for the public. I am thankful that God provided me with a Proverbs 31 wife. I am always able to hear God's word on TV, but there is something about worshiping with others of like mind.
much love, Dennis