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Friday, March 1, 2013

DOCTORS ORDERS

I just got back from Enid. My rehab doctor is trying something different to eliminate the pain in my abdomen. To start with he is injecting lidocaine into specific spots to try to find the places that are triggering the pain. These injections are temporary, 3-4 hours of relief. Hopefully, he can find the right places to target and then go in with something that will last much longer. It's been about two hours since the injections and pain is minimal. My doctor is a great guy, but my primary physician is still God. Jeremiah 29:11  I know the plans that he has for me, plans for me to prosper and be in good health.

I know there are some people out there who never seem to age. I ran across this panacea just the other day.

 

Secret Elixir of Longevity?

Gloria, out for a walk, notices this little old man rocking in a chair on his porch and approaches him.

'I can't help noticing how happy you look, 'Gloria smiles at him, 'What is your secret for a long happy life?'

'I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, 'he replied, 'I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.'

'That's amazing!' Gloria responds, 'How old are you?'

'Twenty-six, 'he replies.

Much love, Dennis

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